the catch

and ive now just realized there is no toilet paper.

right now

the honest-to-god truth:

i am sitting on the toilet, writing a blog
for the past hour or so, me and lauryl have been watching lesbian pirate porn
im cold
i cant really see that well considering my glasses are on the coffee table and not on my face
i am most definitely buzzed
im tired
i have class in the morning
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo